SUCCESS AND NOTHING LESS.
CLASSIC

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 


justineskye:

😭
Aziz Ansari face swapped onto rap albums is the best thing on Earth

the-soneyon-wonder:

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I’ve been looking for this forever lolol
jonhdz23:

Because race car
Saw this on live tv and JUMPED out my seat!